canine valentines
After all, the whole thing started with our ancestors...
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot -no greater bliss-well,
Maybe catching rats.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.
The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
My owners' mood is
Romantic-I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.
I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.
Today I sniffed
Many dog behinds-I celebrate
By kissing your face.
How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.
Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot -no greater bliss-well,
Maybe catching rats.
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.
The cat is not all
Bad-she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.
Dig under fence-why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.
I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.
My owners' mood is
Romantic-I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.
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